it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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