so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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