I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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