so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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