Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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