Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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