Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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