who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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