handjob tips. give me some.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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