He is such a slut. More and more my type.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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