I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize
