Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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