i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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