Can Purell be used as lube?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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