all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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