how can u be prego again
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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