come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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