You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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