come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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