then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Sext me about skeletons
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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