Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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