SEEEEXXX PLEASE
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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