My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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