Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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