Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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