i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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