We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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