whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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