only you would photoshop your dick
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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