it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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