..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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