I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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