saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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