Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He did a backflip because drugs
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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