the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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