ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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