For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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