He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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