Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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