It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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