Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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