That's intense
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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