brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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