so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You made out with two different species that night
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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