From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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