love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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