Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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