When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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