Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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