There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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